Hub and I trade dreams sometimes. He graciously had a nightmare about my Kobo Mini for me last night:
The details are fuzzy now, but it had the World’s Worst User Interface. There was a new software update you wanted, so you went to their website to request it, and then it would push the update to the device, but then the device needed you to enter an authorization number, and it requested this by repeatedly screaming the word “KOOOOOOHHHHHBOOOOHHHHHHH” in a hideous electronic voice. And then the authorization number didn’t work, so it kept screaming over and over while you waited on hold with the manufacturer’s hotline number.
We couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so I ended up trying to hide it in one of our cars or something, which didn’t help enough, and probably annoyed all our neighbors.
I had actually just been wishing for some way to make an ereader make a noise on demand, so you can track it down when it’s lost… but this might be overkill.