A Willful Woman…

Thoughts about books from a romance addict.

More Fun With Scanning Errors

on March 1, 2015

Reading an Open Library book can be unexpectedly entertaining. Not only is FU substituted for I’ll twice, but the hero turns the heroine to fece him and surveys her fece. There’s a new kink in Harlequin Presents!


7 responses to “More Fun With Scanning Errors

  1. Miss Bates says:

    That’s hilarious!

  2. Lori says:

    Is a fece a singular version of feces?

  3. Olivia Dade says:

    Heroine: I don’t know if I want to come to the party.
    Hero: FU be there!

    Reader: Well, that escalated quickly.

    • willaful says:

      LOL! One of my other favs was an HP in which the word “cocktail” got hypenated at the end of the page, so it read something like, “Jane adjusted her cock” [turn page] “tail dress”

  4. Erin Burns says:

    That’s funny. My favorite that I’ve experienced is “arms” somehow translating into “anus”.

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